Aubrey

Some buttons are very easy to push, and 19-year-old Aubrey’s decision to wear these knee-high socks / legwarmers for her first photoshoot with us pushed ours in exactly the right sequence. It’s not enough that she makes the centrefold and cover on debut, but she also left the editorial staff nursing boners that had to be comprehensively rearranged to avoid embarassment. Yep, she made quite the impact, not just on us but on the world of socks and legwarmers too. We just bought three hundred tons of frozen sock futures in anticipation of a worldwide craze...