Ariana

It’s a good thing that Ariana lives in a pretty secluded street, and far back from the road. After all, she does have a habit of gazing out of the window while wearing bugger all. We’re not saying we’ve got binoculars trained on her house, but if we lived in that area, we’d be walking the dog past her’s a lot. “I feel so restricted by clothes,” she says. “If I had the choice I’d never get dressed. Imagine that – no washing, no ironing and easy access to my pussy whenever I want it.” What about the postman? “Well, if he’s open-minded, he’ll be fine. And if he’s not, he’ll soon learn to be.” And when you go outside? “Well, I’d get dressed. I’m not an idiot who wants to be arrested. But inside my four walls? I’d happily never wear another stitch!”