Brea

We often notice plaques on park benches when we’re walking the dog. They’re usually remembering someone who used to love the park, or who donated the bench, or occasionally a charity. Well, we’re keeping this bench. We’re going to put a plaque on it saying, ‘Here sat Brea, and she didn’t have any knickers on’. We reckon it’ll prove to be a pretty popular place to sit. In the spirit of full disclosure, however, we should tell you that we have actually sniffed it. Well, we’re red-blooded males. We had to!