Angela

Blimey, look at the size of that window! And no curtains either – really it’s just not fair. I bet neighbours far and wide get a right eyeful of Angela’s brazen stripshows. Of course, they may need a powerful telescope, and if they were planning to take the binoculars/hide in back garden approach, I’d recommend all black attire and a balaclava. Not that I know much about that sort of thing. Well, not since Mrs Perkins at no.42 saw me hiding behind the hydranger and trying to catch a glimpse of those lovely big boobies of hers through her bedroom window. Hell’s Bells, I’ve never seen curtains close so fast! And I thought my subsequent arrest, naming and shaming in the local rag, and sentence of six weeks community service was a bit OTT. But hey, that’s over now, and it seems that Angela invites a voyeuristic tendency. So we can all relax, watch and enjoy…