Stella

Don’t tell us we don’t know how to show a girl a good time – who doesn’t like a few frames of pool to kick off a romantic evening? Sadly, Sheila wasn’t really much use; when she wasn’t miscuing she was missing the object ball, and in the end no amount of holding her bum and trying to get her into the right position helped. Maybe it was because she couldn’t stop laughing , and in the end we had to ask her why she was so tickled. “This reminds me of a night when I took on all-comers in a poolroom at college!” Really? But you’re useless! “I wasn’t playing bloody pool!”