Sam

We don’t want to alarm you, Sam, but it rather looks like some mucky little creature’s been walking all over you – you might want to make sure you haven’t got some sort of pest infestation… “Hey, those are the paw prints of my cat, Marvin! I had a tattoo done a few years ago to ensure that I’d never forget him, although I’m glad to say he’s still going strong!” Oh, so are you some sort of mad cat lady then? Erm, not that we’d mind that much. “No, I don’t think so, but he’s good company when I haven’t got anything better to do…” Well if you ever get fed up with Marvin, we’re sure plenty of readers would be happy to take his place!