Melody

With a name like Melody, we’d like to think this Midlands cutie’s got a talent for music, or at least a fondness for it… “Well, I did play the recorder for a while at school, but I don’t remember getting very far past London’s Burning before giving it up. I’d love to be able to play something, but never really had the patience for all that practice…” That’s a pity – practice makes perfect, after all! “Yeah, well why waste your time blowing into a recorder when you can be sucking on a cock, that’s what I say! Plus it’s much more fun to practice!”